A new DE is needed. Plus, look, I remembered how to do it!
It’s about time to retire the giraffe. I don’t have anything of true importance to write about.
Wait, yes I do: I’ll be commishing the PWE fantasy baseball league. It’s going to be an ESPN auction style league, just as it was last year. If you’re interested in joining, shoot me a DM on the twitters @tokenwithnobass for an invite or email me at cthe3rd@hotmail.com (it’s a dummy account that I have all the eBay ish sent to and the one I used to set up an Xbox Live account, I don’t actually use Hotmail).
Uh, I got nothing. (Don’t) GO BLAZERS!
Since you were all too lazy, this is what you get for a DE - http://thepwe.com/fanposts/superior-to-anna-kendrick-in-every-way/
@TiMB I refuse to click on this link and will be boycotting this DE. Also, flagged as disagree.
@jakesnake99 BONUS!
@jakesnake99 http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/8dc/1c3/447/resized/u-mad-brow-meme-generator-u-mad-brow-6d54cb.jpg?1346391076.jpg
@jakesnake99 But do you like @TiMB a little less now?
@TiMB I am deeply hurt now.
Man Lillard really loves PWE
think sky did already but ill tweet it if he hasnt
@brandonmitchell Did you tweeeeeeet it yet?
Houston Dynamo eliminated by Santos Laguna, 3-1 on aggregate. Santos will play Seattle in the semis. LA Galaxy with an early 1-0 lead over Costa Rican club Herediano after a scoreless 1st leg. Winner faces defending 2 time CONCACAF CL champs Monterrey.
Mike Muscala and Bucknell ---> NCAA tourney
Omfg, is this DE still going?
@Dan_tm I refuse to post until there is a new DE!
@Dan_tm http://i.imgur.com/fBRnzw8.jpg
this is a hard lineup to resist. http://www.npr.org/event/music/171857840/npr-musics-2013-sxsw-showcase-nick-cave-yeah-yeah-yeahs-more
I think my parents are both atheists these days, but they refuse to leave the Catholic church. Old habits die hard. They almost made it out last year but have been sucked back in. If they would just stop giving them money....
@Section323 If they're interested in giving their money to an organization that offers less guilt, I am accepting donations.
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/522506_10151412784548122_70561491_n.jpg
Oh, our good NBA friend Acie Law is the starting PG on Papas teams in Greece. I missed that. Also he sucked against Barcelona last weekend. Should rather have kept Printezis or go after Pete Mickeal according to that game.
heat scrape through a trap (apparently) no other reason they were losing to the Sixers so late.
Jazz not clearing 30 points by half. #thatsatank
@dj idoltime why u no tank PORLAND?!?
@We Want Wiggins @dj idoltime Stupid sense of pride.
If Petro is our center target, we might as well have kept Gadzuric.
@Norsktroll If we were gonna get a French dude, should've signed Mahinmi. Petro as a third stringer on a min deal is fine. Anything more is bonkers.
@TiMB I'd much rather have a guy who can really play a la Pachulia as the backup. Petro is useless cap space.
@christopher_m @Norsktroll J Frizzle?
@Norsktroll Zaza is pretty overrated too though. I'm not much of a fan of ground bound centers in this era. Guys who can bully people in the post but are still mobile are cool. If they're not mobile though, they're just meat on the defensive end a lot of the time.
@Norsktroll @TiMB great. I could even get behind J Freezy.
@christopher_m @TiMB What if we nickname Freeland "big sexy" and just stand pat?
@Norsktroll @TiMB EXCUSE ME do you think BIG SEXY is useless cap space? That's a 2 million dollar nickname right there.
@TiMB Dumping Freeland for nothings seems to become a game plan on BE. Might as well keep him instead of spending those 3 million on garbage.
In terms of keeping the 12th, I'm getting as worried about Utah freefalling as I am the Mavs.
@dj idoltime Yeah, I'm also more worried about Utah. Hell, if Dallas wasn't so far back, I could see both them and L.A. getting in over Utah and Golden State eventually. Luckily for the Warriors, though, they've got a big enough cushion.
@dj idoltime With our schedule, gaining 3.5 games on anyone should be a stretch. These next three could determine a lot though, especially if you believe in momentum (I don't really, in that context).
@TiMB Shoot, the Blazers play them twice. If we beat them alone, that will put us quite a bit closer to a team that seems to be doing pretty terribly lately.
@dj idoltime Ew, didn't see that. We really need to pile up some losses in this six game stretch. Do that and it's nothing but tough opponents from there on out. Each of the next six are pretty winnable games though, unfortunately.
Toronto needs to get its shit together and beat Boston.
@We Want Wiggins Why? They aren't going anywhere. I guess a worse pick for OKC is something to root for.
@TiMB oh, are we done wanting them to pass us? I keep forgetting lol. I know I like each loss we have, but in the scheme of bottom 12 teams I don't know the impact/dynamics.
@TiMB @dj idoltime it's still the Leastern Conference. And that remains one of my favorite Bill Simmons write-ups.
@TiMB @We Want Wiggins @dj idoltime those wolves injuries suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
@We Want Wiggins @dj idoltime Yeah, the hopes of any of those Eastern teams getting up over us died this week. They just suck too bad.
@dj idoltime @TiMB I blame the Raptors for going on that mini 3 game snide and us getting that mini hot streak.
@We Want Wiggins @TiMB Sadly, we are much closer to the floor of the playoff contenders then the ceiling of the crap teams.
Jrue just posterized Lebron.
USC/Utah kicking off soon.. suffice it to say I don't have high hopes for this game. Bill Walton is doing PBP though.
@MattBRC If it's the worst game of basketball ever played, the entertainment value will still be better than any Blazers game under mike & mike.
Petro has a comically oversized dome too. Need to sign that dude.
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nba/players/full/2780.png&w=350&h=254
Anyone post this pic from Dame's new ad yet?
http://i.imgur.com/JW2XsJl.jpg
@dj idoltime he's even doing it right.
@dj idoltime someone should post that to PWE twitter.
@MattBRC @dj idoltime SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@MattBRC @dj idoltime I put it on FB. That's all the power I have.
@MattBRC @dj idoltime Fuck. BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
@TiMB @dj idoltime man I haven't seen David all day.
@dj idoltime yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
@dj idoltime Dude really liked PWE. We need to set up a Q&A for him on here. That'd drive up hits.